A list of search terms used by people who have ended up on this blog:
dishwasher dogs adverts
donald o hebb sensory deprivation experiment
i like boring things… line from up
wicked zinger tower meal
currys dishwasher advert poster
currys advert dishwasher
dishwashers advert
i like boring things james
desmond morris status sex
currys dishwasher advert
kfc zinger burger go large
square colouring
currys dishwasher advert
currys dishwasher
i’m a boring man with a lot of boring things to say
currys urgently need a dishwasher
my life in pens i like boring things
good sensory deprivation headphones
currys need a dishwasher advert
rob gannon kingston, on pepsi
i like boring things
buy staedtler stick 430 m gt britain
currys next day delivery advert
currys advert urgently need a new dishwasher
currys dishwasher advert
i like boring things
kfc zinger burger box meal
urgently in need of a dishwasher currys
does the 69 bus go to leyton mills
currys dog poster advert
how much is a zinger tower meal from kfc
desmond morris masturbation
boring things
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currys dishwasher poster
home made sensory deprivation
currys advert dog licking plate
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“need a dishwasher” currys advert dog
urgently need a dishwasher currys
“bic cristal”
need new dishwasher advert dog licking plate
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panic sensory deprivation
status and superstatus by desmond morris
urgently need a dishwasher currys ad
“worcester park”
i like boring things
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kfc wicked zinger box meal
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worcester.park
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blogs on kfc zinger burger
urgently need a dishwasher delivery
“pret a manger”
currys “need a dishwasher”
picture of elderly person drinking out of paper cup
bent nib
desmond morris+on aggression
I think it’s safe to say that every single one of these people was disappointed.
JAMES WARD: I LIKE BORING THINGS 
I love that Currys advert with the dog licking the plate. I want to see it again but you’re hogging the search results for it now. You should bow to popular demand and put it up on this site.
There’s a blurry photo of the advert taken on my mobile phone here.
How can anyone who searches for ‘Desmond Morris Masturbation’ be anything other than disappointed with what they find?