You should take this on the road. You’d certainly be very welcome at The Plough Arts Centre, Great Torrington, though you might have to add some more material. You could talk about Bryan Ferry liking your hair, for example, although I suppose it’s quite likely he’s gone off it by now.
JAMES WARD: I LIKE BORING THINGS 
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You should take this on the road. You’d certainly be very welcome at The Plough Arts Centre, Great Torrington, though you might have to add some more material. You could talk about Bryan Ferry liking your hair, for example, although I suppose it’s quite likely he’s gone off it by now.