JAMES WARD: I LIKE BORING THINGS

I’ve already mentioned my fear that Toni Weston doesn’t like me, and so seeing an email from her regarding my application for the Merchandise Database Assistant position at Argos, I prepared myself for bad news.

I was right to be pessimistic, but I still wasn’t quite prepared for a disturbing detail in Toni’s email:

Kirsty Dunne? Who is Kirsty Dunne? What’s going on? Has Kirsty hacked into Toni’s email? Or is Toni going through some sort of psychic trauma like in Lost Highway? I’m a bit concerned. I’m going to email her to check she’s OK.

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