After I shouted “I hope you die in a pit of gravel” at a pathetic man who punches girls because he has a tiny unused penis and no-one loves him, Greg Stekelman (who, appropriately enough is also a pathetic man with a tiny unused penis who no-one loves, although as far as I am aware, he has never punched a girl1) was inspired to design a range of spin-off merchandise available from his Cafepress store.

Men’s T-shirt

Women’s T-shirt




1 I may be wrong about this. I wouldn’t put it past him.

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