Oh, ok. Jesus sure got around a bit. You know he visited the Mayans, right? You can see pictures in the Book of Mormon! Of Jesus with the Mayans! Which proves it!
(or was it the Incas? Anyway, I bet Jesus had a whole bunch of frequent flyer miles, just like George Clooney in that movie about firing people.)
Oh, ok. Jesus sure got around a bit. You know he visited the Mayans, right? You can see pictures in the Book of Mormon! Of Jesus with the Mayans! Which proves it!
(or was it the Incas? Anyway, I bet Jesus had a whole bunch of frequent flyer miles, just like George Clooney in that movie about firing people.)
Christ on a bike!!!
Oh, hang on. It’s not actually.