TRANSPORT
Written by James Ward
An incomplete list of the various forms of transport I have used during 2010:
- Train
- Tube
- Subway
- Bus
- Coach
- Van
- Car
- Taxi
- Limousine
- Fire engine
- Police car
- Boat
- Aeroplane
- Helicopter
- Bumper car
- Lift
- Escalator
- Travelator
- Supermarket shopping trolley
- Office chair with casters
I have also used the following forms of personal locomotion:
- Walking
- Running
- Rolling
- Sliding
- Jumping
- Climbing
- Crawling
JAMES WARD: I LIKE BORING THINGS 
What forms of sitting have you taken part in?
I’ve done:
* Office chair
* Sofa
* Train seat
* Wooden Chair
Maybe some others, but I don’t remember.
I sat on all of the forms of transport listed above (apart from lift, escalator, travelator and supermarket shopping trolley). I have also sat on a sofa, an armchair, a bench, a bed, a toilet, a wooden chair, a plastic chair, a metal chair and a stool.
Since the earth is both rotating and revolving in a universe that’s expanding I think “Planet” should be added to the list.
This is true.
Add it then, please.
I don’t know. I don’t think the constant motion of the planet really counts as a form of transport in the ordinary sense.
An escalator has constant motion and you’ve allowed that. Plus a supermarket shopping trolley doesn’t count as a form of transport in the ordinary sense and yet that’s included too.
These arbitrary rulings of yours are outrageous. I demand you include planet immediately.
so when did you use a fire engine? xxx m.r
https://iamjamesward.wordpress.com/2010/11/16/fire-and-police-museum/
I’ve enjoyed sitting on a large exercise ball.