BIRTHDAY UPDATE
Written by James Ward
I’ve decided to hold this at the Sloe Bar in Waterloo Station.
You can go there at whatever time you like on Saturday evening (April 2nd). I’ll sit in a different pub nearby, which shall remain secret.
At about 8pm, I’ll toss a coin which will determine whether or not I turn up. If it’s heads, I’ll go to the Sloe Bar and meet you all, assuming anyone turns up. If it’s tails, I’ll stay where I am and sit on my own in the other pub until closing time. I’ll take a book with me or something.
Consider this an invite.
JAMES WARD: I LIKE BORING THINGS 
I was going to do that at home. But Ii its heads, I’ll go to bed.
*if
I note the missing “o” in Waterloo. I’m assuming this means they’ve changed the code on the Sloe Bar toilet door again.
no it’s still 4679. hope many of you will pay me a visit on Saturday. And follow me on Twitter.
That is a terrible idea.
Can you give us some more details on the coin you will be using?
Is this the New York Sloe Bar?
I’d like to know which will be heads and which will be tails – and whether you will flip the coin with heads or tails facing upwards. It makes a 2% difference to the outcome.