Yesterday, I found an audio clip I’d recorded on my phone. I’m not sure when I recorded it, or why.
I’d been out somewhere and had fallen asleep on the train on the way home and had missed my stop. I had to get a cab home, and for whatever reason, decided to record some of the journey. There’s about thirty seconds of car noises, then you hear a muffled voice say “You sleeping in my car?” and then I say that I wasn’t asleep, then he says “You were really” and laughs and then says that I’m nearly home and it’s only about five miles. Then there’s a couple more minutes of car noises and the clip ends.
This is the most thrilling four minutes and sixteen seconds of audio I have ever heard.
You don’t even thank the driver at the end of your journey you MONSTER.